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hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(via seedy)

bishopmyles:

-lsd:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t have a bf or friends so wtf I’m doin

You doin you.

(via spookiestboatbuilder)

theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

(via becausefuckyou-thatswhy)

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls, via officialwhitegirls)

mordeshakess:

when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right

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(Source: , via heart)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via perks-of-being-chinese)